The Kingdom of Lybelsha...

...Has been protected for many years by the watchful eyes of Blue, divine creator, protector, and deity to the peoples inhabiting Lybelsha (lye*bell*shaw/lib*bell*shaw). Until, one day the king who had kept the peace and prosperity of this kingdom full and unchecked, died of a strange and sudden illness. I, Queen AG, have inherited the throne from my father, but there are others who seek to destroy me. Cid, Pharaoh of the lands Beyond, Bruce and his rebellion as well as many others seek to steal my crown.


Join a side! Or work on your own. Steal the crown or help me to keep it within my bloodline. Any who help me will be greatly rewarded with riches and titles. Cartoon violence is encouraged. Postsluttiness a must. So, let the battle begin!

Huh? Not at all sure how this one works- what sort of cartoon violence will do, here, for instance? How did I get to be the rebel leader, what force do I have, etc?

Hi! I'm Lou and in no way related to that "Cid". I want to be your loyal servant, Queen AG and I would never even think about betraying you for a great spiritual leader that could bring enlightment to the world such as the Pharaoh forementioned. Am I hired?

*shakes Lou's hand*
Nice to have you on board, friend!

Fine, you ignore the question, AG. I raise the army of the dead - all of them. We invade, capturing & enslaving as many of you as we can & killing the rest. Taking you & your crown & everything for Me. End of.

BruceCM wrote:

Fine, you ignore the question, AG. I raise the army of the dead - all of them. We invade, capturing & enslaving as many of you as we can & killing the rest. Taking you & your crown & everything for Me. End of.

Okaaaaay. You recruit members, Bruce.

*RETURNS ASSAULT WITH FIRE*


*LOTS OF FIRE*







(...and combustable lemons)

Silver wrote:

*shakes Lou's hand*
Nice to have you on board, friend!

Now that you trust me, how about revealing to me all your plans? Your secrets will be safe with me; I won't tell anyone, especially not the one... some people refer to as the true Supreme Ruler: the Pharaoh.

I am the roman god who moves this thread to the roleplaying forum where it kinda belong s

Yeah, I though it belonged here. I'm new to this forum role playing games, so can somebody please clarify it for me? (You can't kill the dead, think LoTR!)

BruceCM wrote:

Yeah, I though it belonged here. I'm new to this forum role playing games, so can somebody please clarify it for me? (You can't kill the dead, think LoTR!)

No, I mean we must recruit members for our forces and peoples.

Lou is on my side(but I got an eye on him). You must make a call for your cause!

How? Totally do NOT get THIS game, sorry, don't know why not. Or I just won't play this one, of course.

LOU! Bruce is to report to you, he will be your high official and I have ordered him to take orders from you. Do you think you can handle that?

Right & I should report back to you, if he does turn out to be dodgy?

BruceCM wrote:

Right & I should report back to you, if he does turn out to be dodgy?

Absolutely, but don't tell him, I need him to remain unaware.

Yep, I'm there! OK, Lou, what's my orders?

"Lou is temporarily unavailable due to illness. Please leave your message after the beep. *beep*."

I'm to report to you for orders? I'm heading to HQ now, to save time waiting for a reply, as this is an urgent situation but thought I'd best call first! OK, see you n